Im bored

Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing.
Then I complain bitterly about productivity.
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  • I'm the chairman of the board.

    (sorry, I'm bored too)
  • YossarianYossarian Follow AFL? No, I follow Essendon
    When I'm bored I come here
  • DiggersDiggers Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty
    edited August 2016
    I'm sick of all the stiffs, I'm sick of all the dips...
  • Paul PeosPaul Peos RIP NickyD
    A mate of mine has a saying:

    "People should just deal with their own boredom, and leave me the fark alone. "
  • Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing.
    Then I complain bitterly about productivity.

    Fark me, don't put yourself down; think of it as keeping office morale up.
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    I don't - as I say I get to a point were I'm at a loose end.
    Then they get played.
    I've got a game I developed called corporate ball. Every time someone comes into my office and tells me to "unpack" something or "buy in" to something or violate any number of metaphors they get tallied on my whiteboard. At the moment the GM is in a commanding lead due to added activity of EOFY leading to "ducks being lined up" and "core values" being reviewed. If he ever says unpack a duck or something that will be the end of me. I'll explode.
  • Sameolds, to relieve the boredom I think you should try and get to a game, catch up with a few posters on here and possibly have a night out on the town as well.

    You know, you'd probably have a good time, but I fully understand that you have responsibilities to seeing to your sons further education as a priority.
  • I'm Sick
  • bonzobonzo "basta ang Waray, hindi uurong sa away"
    I'm bonzo
  • BLOODSTAINED DEVILSBLOODSTAINED DEVILS Senior Player / Devils Advocate. - "Only The Truth Will Set Us Truly Free"
    I'm still recovering from the weekend.
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    edited August 2016
    I ruin crieghton threads
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    And mispell them
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    Bump. What's everyone doing today? Any cool weekend plans? I need ideas.
  • Humble MinionHumble Minion Scar tissue that walks like a man
    TAC cup prelims are on at princes park. Some great footy, on a great day for it...
  • RebootReboot If the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

    Bump. What's everyone doing today? Any cool weekend plans? I need ideas.


    I'm gonna drive couple of hours north and leave a flaming bag on your doorstep.



    *I'm bored too
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    Tsl granny's on but where?
  • RebootReboot If the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
    Aurora
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    Yep. Get your **** up here
  • Rocky IVRocky IV ...............Ill get me coat...

    Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing.
    Then I complain bitterly about productivity.

    I'm the boss at work so when I'm bored I just make up stuff to stir up the staff.

    'Have you rung Grant McKenzie back about his patio lights?'

    'Who?'

    'Someone called a grant McKenzie ring and said he's been waiting for over a week for a quote?'

    'Who is he?'

    'Freaks me but he sounded pretty angry, he said he was talking to you'

    *furiously looking back through the note book ensues*

    'What's his name again?!?!?'

    Then I can't be bothered going through with it and walk off as I have relieved myself of some of my boredom.
  • bonzobonzo "basta ang Waray, hindi uurong sa away"
    Rocky IV said:

    Personally, I go around every office at work and talk rubbish until I've put everyone off and they forget what they were doing.
    Then I complain bitterly about productivity.

    I'm the boss at work so when I'm bored I just make up stuff to stir up the staff.

    'Have you rung Grant McKenzie back about his patio lights?'

    'Who?'

    'Someone called a grant McKenzie ring and said he's been waiting for over a week for a quote?'

    'Who is he?'

    'Freaks me but he sounded pretty angry, he said he was talking to you'

    *furiously looking back through the note book ensues*

    'What's his name again?!?!?'

    Then I can't be bothered going through with it and walk off as I have relieved myself of some of my boredom.
    I like it.

    I do something similar with teachers and students at work.
    They walk around the Campus for hours looking for one another. It amuses me.
  • Sameolds2010Sameolds2010 Everything is awesome
    There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit.
    (Geddit)
  • RebootReboot If the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

    There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit.
    (Geddit)


    Your problem is no balls.
  • Reboot said:

    There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit.
    (Geddit)


    Your problem is no balls.
    Just need your middle stump really.
  • RebootReboot If the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon
    Soulnet said:

    Reboot said:

    There's been no cricket for almost 24 hours. I need a hit.
    (Geddit)


    Your problem is no balls.
    Just need your middle stump really.

    Just try not to get caught in fly slip.
  • Vince_BlackVince_Black Jeremiah Peacekeeper
    Careful batting on a sticky wicket.
  • BLOODSTAINED DEVILSBLOODSTAINED DEVILS Senior Player / Devils Advocate. - "Only The Truth Will Set Us Truly Free"
    Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...
  • RebootReboot If the band you're in starts playing different tunes, I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

    Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...


    You should have just bailed out.
  • magicalcharliemagicalcharlie manager of a rent-by-the-hour hot tub business
    long ons of that happening
  • Alan_Noonan_10Alan_Noonan_10 Iconoclast and blasphemer
    Reboot said:

    Trying to think of a pun to join in with, .. but I'm stumped ...


    You should have just bailed out.
    or let it go bye.
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